'Tis the Season!

"Excuse me, miss, do you have these shirts in a Youth Medium? I'm getting them for my grandsons for Christmas."

"No, I'm sorry. We only have them in Youth Small and Large."

"Oh... Well that's okay. I don't really like those boys that much anyway." She leans in toward me, glancing around conspiratorially before continuing in a whisper, "They're into NASCAR."

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wait, did she mean she doesn't like the shirts or the grandsons?

Andrea said...

She didn't like her grandsons.