Before getting into today's story, here's our CAOS staff photo, taken when Jean-Michel was visiting. I'm on the right in the front row, with Jean-Michel just behind me.

But enough of that - time for today's feature presentation. So on Sunday the inside of my cheek started hurting, right next to my upper right wisdom tooth. I felt around and scoped it out with a flashlight, and decided that my wisdom tooth was trying to claw its way out of my mouth through the cheek. It made sense, considering it was only my cheek that was hurting, and the fact that my wisdom tooth is newer than any of the others and is therefore sharper and more likely to cause damage when I bit the inside of my cheek. Also, my wisdom teeth have been in for a full year, so it's not like I'm teething or anything.
By Monday I couldn't open my mouth more than a quarter to a half inch between my teeth - apparently not an issue with biting my cheek. My boss was kind enough to give me the afternoon off (also, it was raining and we canceled many of our programs), so I hunted down a dentist to have a look-see and figure out what on earth was going on in there. Most dentists didn't have space to see me that day, but I managed to find one that squeezed me in just before closing time. (For the record, she's highly recommended, US-trained, and accepts the Winchester-Swann's health insurance plan, so it's not as sketchy as some - you know who you are - might fear.) I forget what her final diagnosis was (some fancy-sounding Latin name), but the gist of it was that I had developed an infection in the vicinity of the wisdom tooth, which had spread to the surrounding jaw muscles and made them tense up. She wrote me a prescription for antibiotics and painkillers and sent me on my merry way.
By Tuesday my coworkers knew about my mysterious affliction and mealtimes with Andrea had become a popular spectator sport. I had to place myself on a diet of oatmeal and soup, and even those didn't always pan out so well, as I went from one of the tidiest diners to something akin to a toddler. The antibiotics were helping and the painkillers took the edge off, but eating was still a tedious process.
Naturally, I went out to dinner that night. My roommates and I found a rather nice Mongolian BBQ place on 17 Mile - the closest we've found to cheap, good Asian food on the island (emphasis on the cheap). Caroline and Kristal were treated to a double feature that night - Andrea with "lockjaw" AND trying to eat with chopsticks! (Actually by that time I could pry my mouth open to about 3/4 inches of clearance, but it was still kind of funny for all of us.)
We were driving back from dinner when I saw this huge plume of smoke in the sky. It almost looked as though it were coming from... the empty lot right behind our apartment? Great. We walked around to the back of the house and were relieved to see that it was actually in an empty lot BEHIND the empty lot behind our house. Because there isn't much else to do in Arrecife on a Tuesday night, we grabbed our cameras and flashlights and went to get a closer look. We hiked through the underbrush until we reached the clearing of the second lot, where we saw three large piles of brush and debris ablaze. Just then someone shined a bright flashlight at us and a voice demanded to know what we were doing there. After assuring him that no, we didn't start the fire, that the fire'd been burning since... well anyway, you get the idea. The man introduced himself as the owner of the lot. He said that he had hired a backhoe to clear the brush and put it into piles earlier that day, and that he had no idea who had started the fires, having already ruled out the possibility of simultaneous spontaneous combustion. The five of us then stood around and watched the Arrecife fire trucks try to find a way through the trees and houses to put the fires out. The fire department eventually gave up on the trucks and a few guys just hopped the fence with a long hose. We went home soon thereafter as we weren't interested in a shower courtesy of the Arrecife FD.


On the way home we found a couple of these guys on the wall next to the pool. Apparently they wanted to see the show too. Can't say I blame them.