
Three Blue Chromis on sentry duty at the North Reef.

A close-up shot of the denizens of a buoy chain at Lover's Reef. I took this at one of the CAOS underwater photography programs during one of the few times I did not have a small child hanging off me in some way (on programs I usually end up snorkeling while holding kids' hands to keep them from panicking). These guys are encrusting fire coral, which is known for its occasionally painful sting. The hairs that you can see sticking out are actually the coral polyps themselves. Most types of coral have flatter, fleshier polyps (polyps are the little buds that look like miniature sea anemones that cover a coral structure), but fire corals and other hydrocorals have much thinner polyps with a lot more bite to them.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
One of the job hazards when working with kids is resorting to using cartoon characters to do the teaching for you. Few kids know what a sea anemone is, but if you say something like, "Hey kids, have you seen Finding Nemo? You know that thing Nemo and his dad live in? That's a sea anemone - and there's one over here! Come have a look!" Now I have few qualms about using analogies from Finding Nemo, since Pixar really did their homework when they designed the look of the fish on the reefs. There is one other fairly well-known cartoon that takes place underwater, though: Spongebob Squarepants. About once a week I get a kid in one of my groups asking where Spongebob is. The thing is, most of those kids think sea sponges are really called Spongebobs (they aren't), leading to a lengthy explanation on how one should not rely on Nickelodeon cartoons for all of one's biological education. Anyway, the above picture is of Yellow Tube Sponges. This pair is about 5 inches tall, but they can get as tall as 4 feet. I found them in very shallow water (about 6 feet) on the way back from Lover's Reef, so they probably won't reach their full height.

Another one of the notoriously friendly Bermuda Chubs. A couple days ago I went exploring on a reef in front of Port Royale and sure enough, as soon as I got there I was greeted and immediately surrounded by about 15 Bermuda Chubs. It was cute for a minute or two, but I was on a picture-taking mission since it was the first sunny, clear day in about a week. Every time I wanted to dive, I would have to wait for a break in the swarm, dive, and then quickly take a picture before the flock noticed I had moved and descended to check on my progress. While circling me they would constantly swim in front of my camera lens at the most inopportune times, so I now have a lot of pictures of fish mouths and tails. This proceeded for about 20 minutes, alternating between me flooding my mask because I was laughing so hard (snorkel masks leak when you smile) and me yelling at the fish through my snorkel. After the aforementioned 20 minutes, though, it seems the chubs had grown weary with my continued presence and continued lack of handouts (the chubs around here are friendly because some people feed them). One fish decided to express its frustration by biting me on the back. It didn't really hurt - just felt like a firm pinch and didn't even come close to breaking the skin - but it did startle me. I took the hint and moved on to another reef closer to shore. So that's the first time a fish has actually gotten me. One point to them. It should be mentioned, though, that the tuna sandwich I had when I got back tasted that much better.